Total Medals Earned: 140 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,620 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (145/250 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 58/100 (830/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/30 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
A nod to Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Click on "When's the next one coming out?"
Secret scene about Green Link and his ocarina. Click on Green when he talks in Lonlon Ranch about what happened to him in the past.
Red Link is lost and with no easy way out. Click on Red Link when he mentions the Lost Woods.
The Super Cuccos of Lonlon Ranch. Click on Malon quickly when Cojiro exits the scene.
Dark Link's version of Anonymous. The button is hidden somwhere in the menu.
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
01 - Defeat boss
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
It takes a lick'n...
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Successfully die
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.
Go Figure...
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
